Where's our stimulus check?

It was supposed to be deposited on or around the eighth.

We waited and waited and still waited some more, and still no check.

If you are wondering where your stimulus check is, wonder no more; if you had any kind of fees come out of your refund, and even though you had automatic deposit, you get a PAPER CHECK. That will arrive a MONTH LATER!!! (Read the fine print on their website for all the gory details. Ass Hats!)

Thanks Gov't. I needed that.

E paid ALL the bills, even the $350 gas bill (natural gas is better and cheaper, right? Bullshit!) because he kept waiting on the Stimulus Check to come. Me?... Yeah, the Gov't has burned my ass so many times I don't trust them. I kept telling him to wait; Don't count your chicks and all that jazz, but he trusted them, until on Friday a co-worker/friend pointed all this out. He text'd me the 'bad news'. I laughed out loud and refrained from texting back either "Told ya" or "No Shit, Sherlock" or even "Duh" and just said "Oh, I figured it would be late, remeber I told you?"

Whatever, stupid government. You could give me a million dollars and I'd still think you are a dumbass. Too bad it's not a mean name but a true discription.